A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"
This joke might be a bit older now by date, but in its taste it is still freshany word; Anyways, here goes the joke
Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. The only question asked was: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In South America, they didn't know what 'please' meant.
In United States of America, they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant
السبت يناير 05, 2008 8:58 am
